Today was an absolutely beautiful day. I was tempted to hit the driving range again, like yesterday, but I felt like it was a bit too warm earlier tonight. I actually took the little dog to visit Laura for dinner. I just need to talk her into getting a fire pit so I can go hang out this summer. I have to admit I'm having strong feelings of deck/patio envy. I just really wish I had one. [Sigh] Maybe I do need a wealthy husband.
So I had to chuck a kid today, only the second one in all my time in this school. The first one was a girl who whacked a kid over the head with her purse. This was a kid with a case of the giggles. Try explaining that one to an assistant principal. This kid just behaves like an ass. He's gotten worse and worse, and he's disrespectful in all of our classes. He wasn't really any worse today; I just had had enough. We were doing Show and Tell poems, where the kids bring something in and talk about it and the kids write poems inspired by the things, whether their own or someone else's. And some kids bring in some pretty poignant stories. This kid, from the start, just is laughing convulsively. Like to the point where you swear he's gotta be high. I sat there and stared at him for a solid minute waiting for him to stop. And then I just told him he better just go to the office. Oh well. So I could have gone for hitting a bucket of balls, to get out a little frustration and now I'm wishing I had. Like 11 days.
Clapton is playing tomorrow night, so that should be fun. I did OK at the two shows this weekend. And I had a guy ask me for his friend to come watch the show from their box and have a drink with them. He was my age, quote decent looking, but I just always say no to that one. It's always so awkward. They did still leave me a 40% tip.
So I was looking at my page view stats...I always like to see how many people are looking at my page, and if (either of them) gets to it through a google search. Then you can see what they typed as search terms, and it's always bizarre. Never have I felt more guilty/disgusted than this one though. Here was the search term: wet tee shirt contest (no blurs). OK so you can guess what this person was looking for. How disappointed/confused were they when they actually clicked the link?
This is what the google search showed:
What kind of name is Perpika?
perpika.typepad.com/ - 62k -
How much did their person want his money back when he sees my page and this actual post???
Like, "Who is this girl
with her dog? Why is she bone dry?"
At least it's a nice clear picture of me!
There are some weird searches
that I've found over the years,
and it really makes you wonder who these people are...
I don't think I've ever googled anything
that weird.
But then again, I could probably get away with it...
as the self-proclaimed wet tee shirt contest champion.
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